Sunday, May 1, 2011

Who Would Win 11: John McClane vs. John Rambo

cartoondisneypics asks you... Who Would Win between the burnt out Die Hard detective (John McClane) and the burnt out die hard soldier (John Rambo).



Cast your votes in the comments or with a Response Video. Let's see if you Tubers agree with The Animation Empire Doodz.

Directed and edited by MattyO.
Check out MattyO's "Spectrum Song" and "Flowers N Plus" on his channel:
http://www.youtube.com/mattyobrien1

3D animated intro by Ed 'word' Price. 2D animation and effects by MattyO.

Written by Ed 'word' Price with assistance by MattyO. Featured Animation Empire Doodz include: Ed, Justin, OTizzle, Tyler, John, and Shawn.

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- TAE

WHO WOULD WIN?
1 - Punky Brewster VS Pippi Longstocking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYV8jxt336I
2 - Superman VS Batman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kULzNzsCZA
3 - Superman VS Himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQXSZRKFlk0
4 - Ash (Pokemon) VS Ash (Army of Darkness):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYZC93kVQ94
5 - Abraham Lincoln VS Ronald Reagan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipU3FSjTgo
6 - Walt Disney VS Bill Gates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Po7U8T0JSE
7 - Optimus Prime VS Harry Potter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpwWDcbFyU
8 - Woverine VS Aquaman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNKMTpHzrE
9 - Captain Jack Sparrow VS Captain America:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhoL8-ppBE
10 - Indiana Jones VS The Ultimate Warrior
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cirouOa7GUk
11 - John McClane VS John Rambo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O8t81uHBIv8

Thanks for watching!

- TAE

Movie Review - Alice in Wonderland (2010)

by Alex Popp



Fantastic fun for the whole family.

Not really.

In "Alice in Wonderland," directed by Tim Burton, now 19-year-old Alice is welcomed back to the fantastical land that she went through 13 years earlier. There she meets up with the Mad Hatter, played by Johnny Depp, and encounters random creatures and objects including a floating, ghostly cat and a smoking caterpillar. Alice realizes that she is there to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

How this film made over $1 billion, I will never know. Maybe everyone just wanted to see another performance by Johnny Depp. He isn't a bad actor at all, but his role as the Mad Hatter doesn't come close to the charming wittiness of Jack Sparrow.

I felt like I was on speed or something watching this movie. I guess it's supposed to be kind of a sequel to the hand-drawn version from the fifties and I actually remember being seven and liking it. But this one was just plain weird. The effects are pleasant to the eye, though nothing like "Avatar." I'll tell you when we saw trailers for it, my brother said it looked to him like a children's horror flick.

Rated PG for intense violence and perilous situations, far out of anything that young kids could view. But it was also PG for something that no other movie has been before: a smoking caterpillar. Yes, it literally says that in the MPAA rating! I guess they had to tell you some way that it isn't a human smoking.

Two stars (out of four) for the weird and vaguely unsatisfying, "Alice in Wonderland."

Review by Alex Popp for The Animation Empire blog.

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Emperor's thoughts... I think there was a little more to it. I really enjoyed Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. Johnny Depp's performance was great, but it did seem similar to his Willie Wonka.

And the movie had a fun story with good action and effects. I could tell, though, that Burton was having a lot of fun with creepy things like having Alice jump onto floating decapitated heads.

Overall, I have to agree that it was a tad too creepy for Disney. Was it strange and seem like a bad trip? Sure, a little, but then again, so do the books. Disney originally painted the weirdness with a fun and light perspective. But Burton views the weirdness with a haunting and violent perspective.

- The Emperor

Epic Math Rap Battle (Vote for your favorite Math Rap!)

Vote in the comments on this page:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J296WylB_W4

Which is your favorite math rap?
And what's your favorite part of this video?



Notorious AB, Showtime, KBB, and BG For Real kick out the raps (produced by Ed 'word' Price and AB). It's up to you to decide which one's the best.

AB's channel:
http://youtube.com/abisdman

Longer version (9:32):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mO2K-0YDdLU


ALSO FEATURING NOTORIOUS AB...

Bros Rule - Prom Night:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6_NWAbW7bpw


OUR OTHER MUSICAL SHOWCASES...

1. Bucket Full of Cheese:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YEShg_kigmc
By Otizzle & Ed 'word' Price

2. Search Rap:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjiPaNQaBYQ
By Ed 'word' Price & Insert Coin

3. Otizzle 1 - Love Medley:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BguwMJOV33c

4. Otizzle 2 - Family Guy Theme:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zBZ75g-KYwA


EPIC MATH RAP BATTLE LYRICS...

1. Math Rap Battle Intro
By Showtime

Our vision's that you're wishin
To listen to what we're spittin
So no skippin, or hissin,
Or dissin what we're dishin,
Cuz our mission is fishin
For errors in addition and division
In order to fix em
So the answer won't be missin
And now we got you twitchin and itchin
To hear what we been mixin in the kitchen
So let's switch it without intermission
Cuz time is tickin

2. The Powers Rule Rap
By Showtime

We don't want our mad tunes
To make you go 'boo'
So we're coming with some soul
Like Shaquille O'neal's shoe
But you know this isn't Algebra 2
It's Calculus hour
So let's switch it from quadratic
To a rule that has power
It's called the Power Rule
No it might not sound cool
But don't be fooled
Cuz it's the best like Liberty High School
And wait till the end to clap for me
Or laugh at me
So you can listen as I spit some math
Like Miss Hafferty
It's sad to see
That math makes some bewilder
But with the Power Rule
Homework goes quick, like silver
F of X equals X to the N
Then F prime of X is X to the N minus 1
The N must be a constant
Or the formula's nonsense
You see it's easy
It's really all there is
And we're not playing tricks
Because Trix are for kids
So remember F prime of X goes like this
It's N X to the N minus 1
This rule is easy and fun
It's N X to the N minus 1
I'm out of time
Oh shoot I gotta run
But before I go, it's N X to the N minus 1
Well that's the end of the show
So we're all gunna dash
But we hope it was hot
Like a menopause flash

3. Quadratic Formula Love Ballad
By KBB (not a rap song)

I once fell in love
With a certain formula
Her name was Quadratic
We were automatic

4. The Quotient Formula Rap (Hip-Pop)
By Notorious AB & BG For Real

I was sittin there taking notes in class
For a course known none other than Math
I wrote down somethin that Delistra said
Then a little ditty went a runnin through my head
It was the
Quotient Formula
I don't know quite how they found it
But hey, let me tell you how this went.
It went...
CHORUS: Down D Up (Down D Up)
Minus Up D Down (Down town)
And you put it all over Down Down
(Chorus X 2)
How do teachers come up with this stuff?
This curiculum, it sure is tough
Calculus, I've had enough
(Chorus X 3)

5. Mean Value Theory Rap
By Showtime & KBB

Now I know I want to make something you can feel
So let me keep it short and sweet
Like Rebecca Teel
Some of your math skills are weak
Like Achilles' heel
But if you listen they will be silky smooth
Like an eel
Make sure that you pay attention and hear me
Loud and clearly
Because I'm going to talk about the Mean Value Theory
Or Theorem like the book likes to call it
We got 2 necessary conditions
So let's get on it
F must have a derivative on the open interval
And it must be continuous on the interval
Close C C
Continuous close
And that's how it goes
Stay on your toes
Cuz these conditions are the prequel
But if you got em
This is what F prime of C equals
It's F of B minus F of A over B minus A
Remember this throughout your day
I said it's F of B minus F of A over B minus A
This formula's hot like the month of May
Or a sun ray
It's F of B minus F of A over B minus A
And before I send you on your way
It's F of B minus F of A over B minus A
Now that you know the formula
Study it well
And you'll be good to go
Like the commercials from Taco Bell



Enjoy!

- TAE

The Mickey Mouse Revue, Walt Disney World 1971

The Mickey Mouse Revue performs at Walt Disney World 1971.

This animatronic musical show was moved to Tokyo Disneyland in 1983.




This attraction originally opened in 1971 at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom and closed there in 1980 before moving to Tokyo. It was in the spot where Mickey's Philharmagic is today. It's kind of interesting how the two attractions are a different medium but the idea is still pretty much the same.

Here it is in Tokyo:



Enjoy!

- TAE

Will Mickey's Sorcerer's Hat be removed from Disney Hollywood Studios?

From WDWMAGIC:



As part of today's 20th birthday event at the Studios, guests got to hear from senior members of Imagineering, including Bob Weis. (Bob was one of the key imagineers who originally created the studios). Most interestingly, he showed a photo looking along Hollywood Blvd towards the Chinese Theater prior to the hat install. He made comment that this view can't be had now, but MAY be had again in the future (sorry don't have the exact quote, no recording was allowed). This was met with huge applause from the gathered crowd, and lots of laughs from all three of the Imagineers. Bob in particular had the look of knowing something we don't. The hat was brought up a couple of times, and again, all three Imagineers laughed about it, and seemed to fully understand how it's not particularly liked by the fans. It may well be that too much is being read into this, but certainly today you could walk away with the impression that the hat is going to be removed.


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Enjoy!

- TAE

Vergara joins The Smurfs and Happy Feet 2



Sofia Vergara ("Modern Family") has landed a pair of film roles, beginning with The Smurfs in which she will play one of the live-action roles as Odile, a powerful executive at a high-end French cosmetics company who is the boss of the live-action character played by Neil Patrick Harris. The second film is a voice role in Happy Feet 2, which George Miller is already working on down under. Vergara joins a voice cast already made up of Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Elijah Wood and Hank Azaria.

From:
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/hanks-casts-crowne-vergara-joins-smurfs-and-ronan-moves-to-palos-verdes

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So this is interesting because it looks like Smurfs is mixing live action with 3D, a successful formula for Happy Feet (although it was mostly 3D), Scooby Doo, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Flinstones, Casper, and Garfield (although barely successful for Garfield). Interestingly, Spielberg was behind Flinstones and Casper, but he seems to have given up on the cartoon revitalizations.

Enjoy!

Excuse me, Princess! - The Legend of Zelda cartoon

Don't ask, I just decided to combine Link's infamous catchphrase from the 1989 Zelda American cartoon (NOT anime) into one clip. Although I was surprised how often he says it and there's only 13 episodes in total! Warning: Extremely annoying.

Quick FAQ people brought up:

Why is Link's hair brown? - The cartoon was aired in 1989, and in the original Legend of Zelda games for the NES and artwork it showed Link with brown hair. So the artists weren't THAT far off.



Classic.

- TAE

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Yeti logo - Pixar Parody

Yeti logo - Pixar Parody

OTizzle 2: Family Guy Theme Song (Acoustic Guitar Cover)

We made another music performance video!




OTizzle sings the theme song of Family Guy and plays the theme song of Family Guy on his acoustic guitar... and in his style!

Do you watch Family Guy?



- TAE

New Trailer Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs




Release Date: July 1, 2009

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Director: Carlos Saldanha

Screenwriter: Michael Berg, Peter Ackerman

Starring: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah

Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family

MPAA Rating: Not Available

Plot Summary: "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs," to be fully produced in 3-D, is the latest installment to the hit "Ice Age" franchise, which has grossed more than $1.2 billion around the world. "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs" will be directed by Oscar-nominated Carlos Saldanha, who directed "Ice Age: The Meltdown" and co-directed "Ice Age." The film is being produced by Academy Award-winning Blue Sky Studios, the creative force behind all the "Ice Age" films and "Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who."

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I liked the first trailer better:

I'm a Pervert!

Friend of the empire Super Ed is doing music videos now, and they're hilarious! Check out this one and his others!

- TAE

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - 2009 HD Movie Trailer

A scientist tries to solve world hunger only to see things go awry as food falls from the sky in abundance.



Genres: Kids/Family, Animation and Adaptation

Release Date: September 18th, 2009 (wide)

Distributors: Columbia Pictures

Starring: Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Andy Samberg, Bruce Campbell

Directed by: Christopher Miller, Phil Lord

Produced by: Pam Marsden

Madagascar 2 fails to live up to the original (in sales)

Madagascar 2



Madagascar 2 was doing better than Madagascar 1 in its week 5 overall, but it already started dropping faster than Madagascar 1, resulting in lower sales.


Madagascar 2 in Week 5:

Weekend 5 sales: $5,079,120
Overall sales: $165,653,852


Madagascar 1 in Week 5:

Weekend 5 sales: $7,434,917
Overall sales: $160,191,242



The reasons for the sudden drop in sales

(1) There's a chance that people are getting smart this holiday season and recognizing that spending money on gifts leaves them with no money for movies. I think that's a factor, because all the holiday films were down, including solid attempts from blockbuster magnets Will Smith (Seven Pounds) and Jim Carrey (Yes Man).

That said, I'm also a firm believer in capitalism, and a few movies have faired okay in the fall/winter, including Twilight (released Nov. 21; total $167 million), and Christmas films "Marley and Me" (Owen Wilson + Jennifer Aniston + dog family film = gold), and Adam Sandler's "Bedtime Stories" (from Disney). So I don't think it's just the economy.

(2) Therefore I think Madagascar 2's extreme drop in sales also imply the hype was better than the movie.

(3) That said, it seems like we have an influx of holiday films this year that are attempts at blockbuster success, especially family friendly films. So the dollars are divided among...

G & PG:

- Marley and Me: Fox
- Bedtime Stories: Disney
- The Tale of Despereaux: Universal
- Bolt: Disney
- Madagascar 2: DreamWorks

PG-13 & R:

- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt)
- Valkyrie (Tom Cruise)
- Yes Man (Jim Carrey)
- Seven Pounds (Will Smith)
- The Day the Earth Stood Still (Keanu Reeves)
- The Spirit (Samuel L Jackson)
- 4 Christmases (Reece Witherspoon; Vince Vaughn)
- Quantum of Solace (James Bond)


I think they still might make another Madagascar movie, but the incentive has gone down quite a bit. I think DreamWorks was hoping to get the sales a little higher than the original, so they are probably thinking more about the Shrek and Kung Fu Panda franchises now and the newer attempts like Monsters VS Aliens, Puss in Boots, and others (Master Mind, How to Train a Dragon, and Crood Awakening, a caveman animation from the Lilo & Stitch director).


Take a look at how Madagascar 2 didn't match up:

Kung Fu Panda
P/DW
$215,434,591


Madagascar
DW
$193,595,521


Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
P/DW
$174,862,381

They moved "it," but they didn't move sales:



- TAE

Ducks Playing Duck Hunt

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Don and Darrell are playing Duck Hunt, and they get an unwelcome surprise.

Check out the alternate ending where the ducks get zapped (it's on BowlingBallOut's channel):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hho6w8q_Rx0

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Animated and Edited by Right Arm Productions:
http://youtube.com/bowlingballout

Written and Produced by Ed 'word' Price

Robbie Daymond - Don Duck

Vernon Dew - Darrell Duck


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Directors Love Actors 6: Tim Burton and Johnny Depp (and more!!!)


Sweeney Todd

Johnny Depp: Edward Scissorhands (1990), Ed Wood (1994), Sleepy Hallow (1999), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), Sweeney Todd (2007), Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Coming: Dark Shadows

8 total


So Tim Burton is a director who uses the same actors regularly...



Planet of the Apes

Helena Bonham Carter: Planet of the Apes (2001), Big Fish (2003), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Dating Tim Burton is good job security. =^)

6 total



Sleepy Hallow

Christopher Lee: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Sleepy Hollow (1999), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), Alice in Wonderland (2010)

5 total





Mars Attacks!


Ed Wood

Lisa Marie: Ed Wood (1994), Mars Attacks! (1996), Sleepy Hollow (1999), Planet of the Apes (2001)

Lisa was engaged with Burton during this time period and got four movies out of it. =^) Her last was Planet of the Apes, when Burton left her for Helen Bonham Carter. It was Lisa's last Burton movie of 4, and it was Helen's first Burton movie of 6 now.

4 total



Batman

Michael Gough: Batman (1989), Batman Returns (1992), Sleepy Hollow (1999), Corpse Bride (2005)

4 total



Beetlejuice


Batman

Michael Keaton: Beetlejuice (1988), Batman (1989), Batman Returns (1992)

3 total





Batman Returns

Danny DeVito: Batman Returns (1992), Mars Attacks! (1996), Big Fish (2003)



3 total



Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985), Batman Returns (1992), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Burton gave Pee-wee some roles.

3 total





Beetlejuice

Jeffrey Jones: Beetlejuice (1988), Ed Wood (1994), Sleepy Hollow (1999)

3 total





Batman


Mars Attacks!

Jack Nicholson: Batman (1989), Mars Attacks! (1996)

2 total




Beetlejuice

Catherine O’Hara: Beetlejuice (1988), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

2 total





Ed Wood


Mars Attacks!

Sarah Jessica Parker: Ed Wood (1994), Mars Attacks! (1996)

2 total





Beetlejuice


Edward Scissorhands

Winona Ryder: Beetlejuice (1988), Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Together they helped foster the goth movement. =^)

2 total





Batman Returns


Sleepy Hallow

Christopher Walken: Batman Returns (1992), Sleepy Hollow (1999)

2 total


Enjoy!

Weakly EDitorial: Rodney Dangerfield's best jokes

In honor of Rodney Dangerfield (who has passed on; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), here are our favorite of his jokes, spun a little differently.



For those who don't know, Rodney was famous for one-liners, and he sometimes borrowed from other comedians, which, at the time, wasn't considered as big of a deal as it is now in the digital age. The "I get no respect" jokes were his trademarks, sort of how Jeff Foxworthy's are "You might be a redneck."


First, some general ones:

• You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."

• I have to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

• I had my driver’s test the other day. I got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

• The other day I told my wife that our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way." … Not sure if she was kidding.

• Once, somebody stole our car. The cops asked if I saw who it was. I said, "No, but I did get the license number." … They didn’t like that.

• I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

• I’m not the best driver. I once hit a deer… In a zoo.


I came from a tough neighborhood…

• I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it.

• People say fish is good for a diet. But fish in my neighborhood was never cooked in butter. Fish was cooked in natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon...

• I came from a real tough neighborhood. Every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

• I went to a hotel in my neighborhood once, and they stole my towel!

• In my neighborhood, bath toys for kids were toasters and radios. … The strong survive.

• I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once, a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, though; the knife had butter on it.


I get no respect…

• I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... " … I lost my motivation. I wonder if that was reverse psychology… Probably not.

• When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but it was okay; I always found them.

• The other night a mugger was about to mug me, but then instead he took off his mask and made me wear it.

• I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

• I asked an old man in the park, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

• One time I told my boss I'm tired of running around in circles. So he nailed my other foot to the floor.

• When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."

• When I was younger, a girl phoned me and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." So I went over. Nobody was home.

• When I was a kid, I played in the sandbox, and the cat kept covering me up.

• I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing. I was like, “Hey thanks! … Wait a minute!”

• I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

• Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

• The other day, my tie caught on fire; the fireman instantly showed up and tried to put it out with an axe.

• I asked the park ranger if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

• My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.



Enjoy!

- TAE

Bugs Bunny - Wascally Wemix

Wascally Wemix. Music by Todd Eaton.



Bugs, Elmer, and friends spliced to some music. Good stuff.

- TAE

Gotchi Dootchi - Nunchucks

Pretty funny



- TAE

Special Thanks to cartoondisneypics from Web Show

You are - awesome, go check out www.andysamberg.blogspot.com

WARNING: Slight language.



So we blogged about some of their videos on our Andy Samberg blog site, and they did this thank you video for us.


Thanks for not showing us your boobs. LOL

You guys are hilarious.

Thanks/You're welcome.

- TAE

Friday, April 29, 2011

Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley - Animation test



Check out this animation test that GagamanMusic is working on with us! We'll refine it and keep you posted.

Thanks!

- TAE
 
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